Hey Everyone!

Well, I know that I said the diary entry would be up on Thursday, but I got busy and, like always, didn’t get the chance until now. Anyways, here’s what has been up with me since my last entry two weeks ago. On the 29th of September I went on my annual trip to Knott’s Scary Farm with my group of friends. Every year we get a big group of us together and wreak havoc on Knott’s. For those of you not familiar with Knott’s Scary Farm aka Knott’s Halloween Haunt, it’s a yearly event in which Knott’s Berry Farm (an amusement park similar to Disneyland) sets up mazes/haunted house type walk-thrus, turns off all the lights, pumps fog everywhere, and hires a ton of people to dress up in frightful costume to scare the hell out of everyone. It goes from 7pm to 1-2am and it’s a ton of fun. But I have to say that after going for so many years now, I’m not as easily scared or startled like I used to be. Regardless, it’s a lot of fun and I look forward to it every year. Here is a photo of me wearing the 3-D glasses that some of the mazes require for the ultimate experience…

The weekend after that I went to a friend’s house for a bar-b-q…mostly everyone that was at Knott’s was at this party as well. They’re my favorite group of people…way too much fun. And every time there’s a get-together, we usually play a drinking/card game called Kings…some of you may be familiar with it. Anyways, it usually ends in a bunch of drunken debauchary. This time I didn’t drink too much because I had to get home early so that I could leave on my birthday trip the next day without a hangover! Here I am, in typical form, about to lose my drink because I’m laughing too hard!

Then it was off on my birthday trip! First stop…Las Vegas…one of my favorite get-aways. And where does lil Miss Jelena J like to stay? The Wynn!!! I love the place…everything about it is fantastic! So the first night I took it easy. Didn’t get in until about 7pm so I ate a little and gambled a little but that’s about it. The next morning I got up and went down to the pool…and this time I was prepared! See, the first time I stayed at the Wynn in July, I didn’t know until I got there that there’s a topless 21+ pool. So this time I came prepared…fully equipped with nothing but a g-string bottom! Yup…because we all know how much I don’t prefer tan lines. So I spent about 5 hours out by the pool, drinking and relaxing. I would’ve taken photos but they’re unfortunately unallowed. I actually saw a woman get yelled at for taking a photo. But here’s a post-tanning shot…especially for phatmike!

Once back in the room…I became the dedicated webmistress that you all know me to be! Here I am, on vacation mind you, uploading content for the site…making sure that all my members are 110% satisfied…and multi-tasking at the same time!

That night I went to dinner at Red 8…which is a chinese restaurant at the Wynn…very yummy food and great decor. Afterwards I went to my very first Cirque Du Solei show! I’ve been wanting to go see one for forever…ever since I was in college…but everything something stands in the way or I just don’t have the time. So out of the four different shows in Vegas, I opted for the one that would suit me most…Zumanity! Zumanity is the erotic and sexual/sensual one…full of boobs galore! I loved the show…it was absolutely amazing and I definitely recommend going to see it the next time you’re there. Try to get close seats though…I was in the third row and it was definitely worth it being that close. After the show I went gambling some more…and here’s an awful photo of me…what I look like when I’m losing all my money! Hahahaha….

The next day I left and headed to Desert Hot Springs, CA which is near Palm Springs. I stayed at a retreat and I must say that it was extremely relaxing. It was very windy during my entire trip, even in Vegas…and I LOVE the wind…especially when going to sleep at night and hearing it howl outside. The day after I got there I spent a great deal of it in the pool. The pool is actually fed by natural hot springs so it was a really nice temperature. Here I am floating around in the pool and relaxing…

Later in the day I headed over to Joshua Tree National Park. I’d never been there before and honestly didn’t have the time to really get through the whole thing or explore as much as I would’ve liked to…but at least it’s close enough to LA that I can visit again sometime soon. Anyways, I did a bit of rock climbing…as you can see here…

And like you all already know, I’m a sucker for sunsets and sunrises. Luckily while at Joshua Tree, my timing was perfect and I was in the right place at the right time. I was at this amazing lookout point as the sun descended…but it was so windy and cold that I had to watch the sunset from the car! Anyways, for all of your sunset viewing pleasure…

And that was my trip…I’ll just leave out the part about me hiting an animal with the car for the very first time…it was dark and the poor jack rabbit came out of nowhere…so sad.

So I got home the day before my birthday and just kind of relaxed. On the way home I stopped at my grandparents’ house for a birthday dinner which was really nice because I hadn’t seen them in a couple weeks or so. My actual birthday was alright. It was a bit ruined by Citibank. To make a long story short, which I’ll probably get more into on the board because this email is already getting to be a bit long-winded, I opened a corporate business checking account with Citibank before I went on my trip and then on my birthday they call and tell me that they have to close it because they can’t do business with “Adult.” It turns out someone googled my name and they freaked. I was livid…total discrimination if you ask me. Espec
ially when I know for a fact that numerous companies/photographers do their banking with Citibank. I got into a huge argument with the banker that called me…especially when he attempted to compare the adult industry to terrorism! So in order to save time as well as my emotions right now, I’ll save it for another time. Thank you Citibank for giving me a splendid fucking birthday! On a side note, I told them to fuck off and I opened my account elsewhere.

The day after my birthday was Adultcon. It was alright…turnout was not as good as I’d hoped for, but oh well. I was so busy in my booth though, that I didn’t really get a chance to take any pictures with anyone. Adriana Sage was even in the booth across the aisle from me and we never once took a picture together. So I apologize that I only have a photo of myself to show…enjoy!

This past Thursday I shot a promo commercial for Playboy TV for the month of November. It was a little Thanksgiving/Norman Rockwell parody and was actually quite funny. I was a guest at the dinner table and I also shot some green screen stuff because the dad is going to be looking down at the turkey and imagine it to be me! Here’s a shot from the shoot…

And after the shoot I was in the mood to go shoot some pool…I love to play pool and can’t wait until I have room for my own pool table. Anyways, here I am taking a shot…

So that was everything up until today. I hope everyone is doing well and remember to look at today’s candid update to see additional photos from the past two weeks!

xoxo
Jelena