Jeez it’s been quite some time since my last entry. So much has happened since I last wrote…this is going to take some time to catch up. But I can’t really do much right now while the flooring installers are here installing my new hardwood floors FINALLY! All three bedrooms, den, and hallway are completely empty right now…which means that my office is empty (no computer set up and I don’t have all programs installed on my laptop yet so I can’t do much work…can’t even update today’s photoset…

Anyways…let’s do some catching up. Didn’t really do anything for my birthday. My uncle and aunt were moving into their new house the day of my birthday so I went over there to hang out with my family and to help out. It was the least I could do after my uncle helped with a lot of stuff in my house back in July. I wanted to have a party with my friends or something, but I just never got around to it. I think I might just have a belated birthday/housewarming party once more things get taken care of. I’m getting closer and closer to getting the house situated…can’t wait to unpack everything!

Crystal Klein’s birthday was at the end of October. Ginger Jolie, who’s a really good friend of Crystal’s, threw her a birthday party. Shay LaRen and I were the only models who attended, so listing everyone’s names is unnecessary. Anyways, we went to a Sushi/Japanese restaurant to start off the night. Ginger made up these little goody bags for everyone…though if you didn’t know it was Crystal’s birthday, you’d think that it was a bachelorette party…because Ginger bought a bunch of stuff from the Pleasure Chest, which is an adult store in West Hollywood. Anyways, we had penis straws, penis candy, and the guys had those little laser light pointers that have dirty sayings instead of just a red dot…one said “I Swallow” and the other one said “I Love Pussy.” I only mention these because they came into play later that night. So after dinner we went to this really exclusive club called Hyde, where they won’t even let you valet if you’re not on the list. Since it’s so high profile and exclusive, celebrities are always hanging out there. At the table next to us was that guy, Taylor Hicks, who won American Idol a while back. Lindsey Lohan was at the table across from us. And Orlando Bloom and Kirsten Dunst were there as well. A few of us went outside to smoke (though I wasn’t smoking…I just went to keep company) and we were next to Orlando and Kirsten. One of Crystal’s friends pointed the “I Swallow” laser on Kirsten’s date’s shirt. Orlando and Kirsten came over and wanted to see the pointer…Kirsten played with it a bit. That was the extent of our interaction with them. Then once inside someone was shining the “I Love Pussy” laser on Lindsey and she got pissed and left…it was hilarious! And that was all that happened at Crystal’s party.

Then the weekend before Halloween I went to a good friend’s Halloween party. I dressed up as a ’50′s housewife…had a lot of fun. The actual day of Halloween was pretty uneventful…I didn’t really do much, just stayed at home with my dog and handed out candy. Can’t tell you how many people were too scared to come up to the door with my dog inside barking…it was hilarious!

On November 1st I went to New York City for the first time. I went to visit Aria Giovanni for her birthday, which was on the 3rd. For those of you not aware, Aria bought an apartment there back in early October and now lives in NYC. I had a ball…a few of our other friends were there at the same time and we just went out to dinner and went dancing a lot. Aria took me to Penn Station and Times Square…I rode the subway and numerous taxis, and we even went to Central Park and took a carriage ride together…cheesy, I know! My first night there I went out with a friend of ours and we hung out with Mickey Rourke all night. Really nice guy…seriously not full of himself or anything. I left NYC on the 5th and flew straight to Miami for a job there. Nothing exciting or interesting to tell about that trip because I was just in and out for work.

In mid November I did more interviewing for Twistys.com, I shot a couple times, and I attended Glamourcon. Thanksgiving wasn’t anything any different than past years. My grandparents hosted dinner and only myself and my aunt and uncle ended up making it. My other uncle went with his wife and kids to her family’s dinner and the rest of my family lives out of state.

On December 9th I went to my friend’s annual White Elephant Xmas party…for those of you not familiar with a White Elephant party, here’s the gist. Everyone that attends brings a gift under $25…it can be something new or used, something you bought or something you already have, an amazing gift or a gag gift. The gift has to be wrapped so no one knows what it is. Then everyone draws numbers…the first person chooses a gift and unwraps it…showing it to everyone. Then the second person can either steal that gift or choose a new one to unwrap. If they steal the gift, then number one gets to choose another one. A gift can only be stolen 3 times (then it gets locked) and cannot be stolen back immediately. Once everyone has a gift, the first person gets to steal any unlocked gift if they want. I always end up with Crate and Barrel gifts (lucky me)…at her party I was the first person to choose…so at the end I stole someone’s Crate and Barrel Martini Glass and Shaker set. And I bet you’re wondering what I gave away as a gift? Porn, of course!

Last week I worked on a new TV show that Playboy TV is developing. I shot for 3 days total for just one of the episodes…should be a really funny TV show. Don’t know if I’m allowed to talk about it so I won’t say much…you’ll just have to watch it when it comes out…which might be a while…definitely sometime mid to late next year. A lot of the cast is from Totally Busted so I’m sure it’ll be something you’ll like to see. So I worked on the show Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and then left to New York again on Saturday. I landed Saturday night and then met up with Aria, Holly Randall, and a few other friends of ours. We had dinner and then Aria, Holly, and I went dancing. I stayed in a hotel in Times Square that night and the next day I went to set. The main reason I went to NYC was to shoot for a B Horror film. Not sure if you’re familiar with Frank Henenlotter, but he’s a well known cult horror director with a rather large following. His most known movies are Basketcase and Frankenhooker. Well, he’s now directing a new one and I was asked to be a part of it. I basically get attacked in the shower by the monster…and that’s all I’ll leave it at. Yes I’m nude in it…so I’m sure you’ll all be watching it when it gets released…I’ll keep you in the loop. So I shot on Sunday and that night I stayed with my good friend and photographer, Ellen Stagg. I was going to shoot with her and another photographer the next day, but I had some weird allergic reaction to something…still don’t know what happened, but my eyelids were swollen. I’m fine now, but it prevented me from shooting anymore during my trip. So I spent the night at her place Sunday night and then Monday I headed over to Aria’s apartment. I was going to spend the night there that night before leaving at 4am for the airport (I needed to get on the earliest flight back to LA because of the installing) but I decided to just stay out all night with Justine Joli and some other friends to try to stay on west coast time. Needless to say, I was pretty drunk by 4am and trying to deal with JFK airport in that state wasn’t all that much fun. Not only that, but the cabbie dropped me off at the wrong terminal so I was drunk and trying to find my way around an airport I’m not very familiar with. Anyways, I got checked in and on the plane just fine. And now I’m caught up on my sleep and unaffected by jetlag.

Today I’m just sitting around trying to get as much as I can done withou
t leaving my house or using my other computer. Once they’re done for the day I can leave and run some errands…I have to grocery shop and finish my xmas shopping. Luckily I only have 3 more things to get and I’m done with all of it. Oh, and I have to order a Turkey dinner for Xmas, because I’m hosting my family’s xmas party at my house this year. You all know I’m not about to stuff a raw turkey…EW!!!

See you on the site…

xo
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