I bet that title is making you think, right? Well…it’s not some figure of speech…it’s literal. If you read last week’s entry you are aware of my leaving to Denver over the weekend to attend a high school friend’s wedding. I had a ton of fun, although is was more like a high school reunion, and I saw all kinds of animals.

I got up early on Saturday and left to pick up my friend to go to the airport. She’s probably my closest, oldest friend and since we were both planning on going to the wedding we decided to travel together and share a hotel room and rental car. The flight was fine…it’s just a little under 2 hours to fly to Denver from LA but there was a ton of turbulance before landing in Denver. Usually I don’t get queasy easily…but it felt like we were on a roller coaster!

Upon landing we visited the ladies’ room and to my surprise the restrooms in the Denver airport are also tornado shelters! Too funny! I’ve never seen anything like it…

We then grabbed our luggage, got our rental car, and headed to the hotel. After checking in we had to hurry and get ready for the rehearsal dinner. The drive to the rehearsal dinner was about an hour and a half…the groom’s family is from Dallas so they rented this amazing house, which seemed more like a huge log cabin, in a town just west of Denver called Silverthorne. So on the way we actually saw snow on the side of the road and on the mountains, we saw billy goats just on the side of the freeway as well, buffalo out in the fields, and a fox in a neighbor’s yard that was playing with a dog. Crazy stuff. Roughing it in Denver in heels and a sleeveless dress! Hahahahahah…

The dinner was lovely…we had a three course fondue meal, though I skipped the last because as you all know, it consists of chocolate and I am definitely not a chocolate fan. Luckily I was able to drink and not worry about driving because my friend that I was traveling with is pregnant so she couldn’t drink anyways and said she’d be the designated driver. See…I’m a responsible young lady…really, I am! So after a little while we made the trip back to Denver.

The day of the wedding we woke up, went to work out, ordered breakfast into the room, and then went and got manicures and pedicures. But we were taking our time with everything (it was a mini vacation, afterall) and once we got back to the hotel from the nail salon we didn’t have much time to get ready. So we rushed and then headed to the wedding. The location of the wedding was absolutely beautiful. My friend and her now-husband were married on the edge of a lake and then immediately after being wed they go onto a large raft equipped with a loveseat table and champagne and floated out into the middle of the lake. I thought it was a brilliant idea because so many people are hounded by all the guests with congratulations immediately after being wed. This way the bride and groom were able to bask in the moment alone for a brief while.

Here’s where the wolves come into play. While waiting for them to come back, I went over to see the wolves with a couple friends. The location of the wedding has three wolves on the property…but they are kept behind a fence. They were absolutely amazing. My favorite one was the darkest one…a dark grey or light black with yellow eyes…he was the only one I took photos of. Look how amazing he is…

So to wrap it up…we ate dinner, drank a TON of wine, ate cake, drank even MORE wine, and danced the night away. My friend and I left around 10:15 or so because she was feeling nauseous…damn baby! Hahahha. But it was a ton of fun and great to see old friends, some of whom I hadn’t seen in 9 years or so!

This week I’m just trying to catch up on some things…like getting my taxes finished so that I meet my extension deadline. And yesterday I finally ordered and paid for all the hardwood flooring for my house…so that should be delivered a week from Monday and then installed a few days after that. I CAN’T WAIT!!! And tomorrow I’m shooting content with Erica Campbell for the site…should be fun! Talk to you next week…

xo
j

Finally I’m off to a start on the house renovations. I mean, I’ve been at it for a while on the little things, although painting is quite the task, but now the big projects are starting to take shape. On Monday I went to a few flooring warehouses to pick out my hardwood floors. I thought my mind was already make up before going in, but I found the most unbelievable flooring! It’s called Vintage Timber, it’s a brand new product. I believe that they are 7 inch planks, oak, and handscrapped and hand stained to the deep, dark walnut that I’ve been envisioning. And the best part is that because it’s a brand new product, the warehouse has it on sale…even cheaper than what’s on their site. So today the installer is coming over to give me an estimate and to let me know how much wood I have to order. I’m SOOOOO excited! Hopefully they can put it in next week…it’d be a great birthday present to myself!

Speaking of my birthday…don’t think I’m going to be able to go anywhere this year. I was thinking about heading up to Santa Barbara to go wine tasting…but with all the house stuff, I just don’t think I should spend the money on a trip as opposed to investing it in the house. And as the years go by, birthdays just don’t seem to have the same effect. Although I’m only going to be 25, still…it’s just another year older…I’m almost a quarter of a century old! Hahahaha. But seriously, it’s nothing really special anymore. All that this year holds is the lowering of my car insurance and I’ll be able to rent a car at any car rental location and not have to pay an extra fee. Yipee. Kelle Marie’s birthday is on Sunday so I think that maybe sometime next week we’re going to try to get a girl’s dinner together with everyone. We’ll see what happens.

So as always, not much has gone on work-wise since I wrote last week. I had my magazine shoot with Nicolas Sage on Friday but nothing really stood out from it. I was in and out. Starting next month…probably more towards mid-month…I’m going to pick back up in shooting. I’m actually so far ahead on shooting photos for the site (video is a whole different story) that I may have all my content for 2007 shot by the end of this year! I’m just trying to get as far ahead as possible so that I can take more breaks and vacations and also still run the site after I decide to quit modeling. The plan is to shoot enough content to still run the site 3-5 years after my modeling is finished. This way I have the content already shot and all I have to do is maintain the site and hang out with all of you on the board and in the chats. That way I can pursue other interests at the same time. Always have to plan for the future! But right now I have a day of Girl/Girl shooting with Adriana Sage planned, I’ll be shooting some Pinup content, some bondage, and I have to shoot a full video only day to catch up on that. But things are slowly going as planned!

As you all saw from this week’s candid shots, a big group of us girls went out for dinner and dancing. I haven’t gotten the dancing photos yet because I didn’t take my camera into the club…so I’m waiting on someone else to get them to me. The reason we went out is because it was Aria’s last night out in Los Angeles…well as a Los Angeles resident. Most of you probably don’t know unless you’re a member of her site, but she is moving to New York. She already bought a place there and is making the big move. So we went out for a little farewell party and had a blast. Aria, myself, Adriana Sage, Kelle Marie, Crystal, Klein, Shay LaRen, and a few other non-model friends went out to dinner and then hit a couple clubs in Hollywood. Then we went out to eat afterwards. I’m going to miss Aria, but the great thing is that I now have a friend in New York and can go out and visit her all the time. And since I’ve never been there before, it’s a great opportunity. So I might go out in November for her birthday, but we’ll have to see how schedules work out. I wish her nothing but the best and I commend her for following her instincts and doing something as brave as moving to a big city in which you know NO ONE!

Last night I went out on my annual Knott’s Scary Farm excursion with the same group of friends I go with every year (none of them in the biz). As always, it was so much fun! The only problem though, is that I’ve been so many times that I don’t get scared anymore…everything is so predictable. It’s only fun because of the friends that I go with…we cause chaos! There was a total of 17 of us…it was great. And they now serve beer at Knott’s…so we drank before we went…and pounded beers there…glorious…made it that much better.

Today I have a TON of things to get done. I have to do some banking, mail out auction items, go to the gym, go tanning, dye my hair, get my friend a wedding gift, and get my dog a birthday treat…he’s 2 now! And over 160 lbs…such a big baby! I love him to death though…as you all already know. I may also get my nails done today if time remains…if not maybe I’ll do it in Denver tomorrow. I also have to pack for my flight to Denver in the morning. A good friend of mine from High School is getting married in Denver on Sunday so another friend of mine and I are going to travel and room together. I’m leaving early tomorrow morning and I’ll be back Monday evening. So as usual when I travel, I won’t be on the site from tomorrow morning until Monday night. Take care of everything while I’m gone…and please behave!

Until next week…

xo
j

So as most of you know, I bought my first house back in July. I used to live in a really cool brand new loft in Downtown LA…lived there for a little over a year and a half. I loved my loft, I loved the building…but I got sick of having to walk my dog there. Most of Downtown LA just isn’t dog friendly. So back in April I was contemplating renting a house but once I looked into house prices and did some research, I realized that I was able to buy one with my excellent credit.

So the adventure began. I looked at a ton of houses and finally found one that I definitely wanted. It needs a little more work than I had originally aimed for, but it definitely has a layout and the size that I wanted. It’s a 3 bedroom, 2 bath house with a den/family room, and a large kitchen. One room is the master, the other a guest room, and the other my office. The kitchen needs to be gutted and both bathrooms still need a lot of work, but I wanted to change things to my tastes anyway. It also has a huge yard for my dog…and he’s been loving it! My neighborhood is really nice too…no more sirens! Yay!

Once getting the keys, I spent the rest of July painting and doing some work on it. I moved in the last day of July and still haven’t been able to unpack most of my stuff! The front part of the house has hardwood, but the rest of the house is carpeted. I HATE carpet! So I’ve been planning on getting hardwood installed but it’s taking longer than I had hoped. I didn’t want to just go with anyone…I’d rather go with some that is referred to me through someone I know. So I had an installer come by and he was supposed to call back with an estimate but never did. So finally today a family friend gave me the number of a company that refinished their floors…hopefully this will get started very soon. Once the flooring is down then I can unpack, get some work done, and then get started on more housing projects.

I’m so addicted to renovating and all home improvement…I watch HGTV all the time and I seriously just want to spend all my money on my house. I can’t wait for the day that it’s mostly complete. I say mostly because everyone tells me that it’s an ongoing project…you may think you only want to do so much, but then there’s always something else you want to do. As of right now I want to get the hardwood installed, install all new baseboards and door casings and stain them, refinish the craftsman built-ins in the dining room, paint the guest room and get that set up, gut the kitchen and two bathrooms, put up a new fence around the perimeter, do all new landscaping, repave the driveway, build a new deck, install a jacuzzi, and paint the exterior of the house. And that’s just for starters!

At first everything overwhelmed me but I’ve learned to take everything one at a time and to cope with it all. I’m the type of person that needs to do everything now now now. But as with most things in life, it just isn’t possible. So for now I have to get one project done and then move on to the next. Last weekend I stained bifold doors for my house for the first time! They look pretty good…I just need to polyurethane them and then put them up when the rooms are ready. I’m so domesticated, I know…so far from what everyone expects a nude model to be!

Other than the house, not much has been going on in my life. I haven’t been working too much for other people lately because I’ve been trying to take care of things at home. Since I last wrote, I’ve shot content with Aria Giovanni for the site, I went to Chicago for the Crobar Party, I went to Magic Mountain with some friends, shot for a new site called glamouredge.com, and interviewed Bobbi Billard and Anita Dark for Twistys.com…I also shot a set with Anita for the site as well! This week all I have planned is a night out with Aria and the girls tonight and a photo shoot with Nicolas Sage on Friday. After we shot the last Xmas themed set for some European magazine, Nicolas called telling me that the editor LOVED my bush (thank god someone loves it!) and wanted another set. So I’ll be shooting that on Friday. And sorry that I don’t have many candid photos to update with…my digital camera broke and is being repaired…not sure when I’ll be getting it back!

Hope all is well on your end…talk to you soon!

xoxo
Jelena

I believe that most of you are aware of my recent house purchase, but if you weren’t aware, here’s the big news…I bought a house! Hence the reason why I haven’t been as active on the boards and sometimes a bit late with posting sets…and also why I haven’t scheduled a webchat for some time. I won’t get into too many details right now…I’m saving the house entry for next week.

Today I just wanted to update you on what I’ve been up to besides the whole house buying and moving experience…a little about appearances and everything as well. First of all…a little over a month ago I went to Vegas for the Xbiz Webmasters convention. I shared a room with Aria Giovanni and hung out with some of my other girlfriends like Aimee Sweet and Sunny Leone. I was originally only supposed to go to host a Danni.com party at Tao that Friday night but decided to head out on Wednesday instead so that I could learn a little more on webmastering (if that’s even a word!). I had a great time, but 4 days of Vegas is a bit much. Most of the time we just drank and went to dinners…but the party for Danni.com was a ton of fun. I hosted along with Crystal Klein, Kellemarie, Aria, and Kelly Madison. It’s always fun when you get lucky enough to work with your friends. My camera wouldn’t fit in my purse that I brought to Vegas with me so I don’t really have any photos from most of the week. I’m relying on getting a bunch from Aria soon.

The day of the party Crystal Klein and I were guests on a popular Las Vegas radio station…Xtreme Rock Radio 107.5 fm. It was an interesting experience because we weren’t aware of it, but two contestants were on the show with us trying to win tickets to our party that night. Crystal and I were both paired up with one of the male contestants and we had to play games to win points. The first game we played as called “MacGuyver or Porn.” Basically they played a clip of dialogue from a porno or an episode of MacGuyver and Crystal and I had to guess which it was. Needless to say, I sucked at it. I think I only got one right! Hahahahaha. So points were dispursed and we moved on to the next game.

The next game was actually quite hilarious. My teammate and I went first as Crystal and her teammate had to wait outside the room. My teammate put on the headphones and I sat opposite of him with my boobs squeezed together (as you can see in this week’s Candid Photos). My job was to distract him as he was asked mathematical problems…and all the while the sound of female orgasms were playing in the background. My teammate didn’t do so bad…Crystal’s teammate didn’t answer a single one correctly…but how can you blame him when he was forced to stare at Crystal bent over the chair!

The last game was the most exciting…for everyone in the room, I’m sure. Crystal and I were both given Big Stick popsicles and a carton of yogurt. We had to dip the popsicle in the yogurt and demonstrate our best blowjob techniques for everyone in the room. Although Crystal could deep throat farther than I could…I won for mere enthusiasum. The DJ said that since I went the extra mile with putting the popsicle between my boobs and also putting the popsicle in his lap and going down on it…I won! So my teammate got to come to the first hour of the party that was invite only…and Crystal’s teammate still got to come to the public portion.

And it’s been radio show season for me lately. On August 1st, Andrea Lowell and I were on the Adam Corolla show promoting “Totally Busted.” Turns out Adam is a huge fan of lil’ ol’ me! I wasn’t going to show him the twins…but he just wouldn’t lay off and said he’d only plug my site if I showed them…so I gave in. He was really nice about it though…that definitely played a big part in my decision to unleash the twins! Here are a couple photos from our appearance on the show…I didn’t have much makeup on because it was too damn early in the morning!


And here are some “Totally Busted” promo pics that The Adam Corolla Show is using to promote the show…

This weekend I’ll be hosting at Crobar in Chicago on Friday night…which is August 18th. So if you’re in the area, stop by. Lisa Daniels will be with me as well. Should be tons of fun. I’ve never been to Chicago so I’m a bit excited. The only downside is that I’m only going to be there for one night…no time to see the city or anything. Oh well, I guess I’ll just have to do that some other time!

So that’s about all I’ve been up to. I haven’t really shot much lately because of the house buying and moving situation. All I’ve really shot are interviews for Twistys.com…which I’m really loving. Right now the first one I did with Crystal Klein is up on their site…so go check it out! And yesterday I did another magazine layout. I’m not sure what magazine it’ll end up in…Nicolas Sage shot it and it’s Xmas themed so we’ll see where it ends up. But I’m getting the set and video for the site…so you’ll definitely be getting a Xmas themed Glamour set this year! Yay! Anyways…I hope you’re all well and I’ll chat with you next week! See you on the boards and on the site!

xoxo
Jelena

So as most of you know I’ve been super crazy BUSY BUSY BUSY!!! Life has been fast paces and while it stresses me out, I can’t really complain about getting work and keeping busy. I think I’m going to need an assistant soon!

So let’s catch up to date. Since the last time I wrote an entry, here’s what’s been up in the world of Miss JJ…

I was shooting for Playboy TV’s “Totally Busted” yet again. But don’t expect to see me in every episode like I was last season. To make a long story short and to not get into it all very much, Playboy is changing. They’re using new girls, most of which are pornstars. Playboy is getting harder and harder in terms of limits and is making it difficult for us tamer Playboy models to work there. So don’t expect to see me very much on Playboy TV from now on…we’ll see where it all goes.

Back on April 22nd, I helped out a friend of mine with her store’s Grand Opening. She opened up a store on Melrose and did a fashion show with a few designers for it. Justine Joli and Melody were there in the show as well. I had a great time and will post some photos of it in the candids section soon.

My poor doggie caught Kennel Cough from somewhere and I ended up having to take him to the Emergency Pet Clinic on a Sunday…I spent five and a half hours in the waiting room with him. Turns out is was also the day that I was going to go to the Orange County Pet Expo with my aunt and uncle but I missed it because of the Emergency visit. He’s all better now, though. Happy as ever and getting bigger and bigger. I think he’s almost at 160lbs now!

Last week I did a sitting for a well-known pinup artist. His name is Anthony Guerra and he’s going to publish and entire book of paintings and drawings of me! I can’t wait! So I did the sitting and we may have to do some more but it’ll be definitely worth it! I feel so honored to have an artist such as Anthony to ask me to be his entire case study for a book that’ll be published! Exciting stuff!

The beginning of last week I shot a promo with Jenna Jameson for her American Sex Star show on Playboy TV. It was a two day shoot and lasted a while. Didn’t get a chance to take a photo with her for the site…we were just too busy. Next time I see her I’ll try to get one for you guys!

And as most of you also know, last week I made an appearance in San Jose Friday night at Studio 8 for Hotwax Cosmetics (www.hotwaxcosmetics.com). We had a ton of fun…Cassia didn’t show up for some reason but Tiffany Rayne, Stephany, and I rocked it. I posted a photo of us from that night on the message boards…so you can all see my black hair! Every time I dye my hair I want to go darker and darker. Well…I finally got to the darkest I can get…black! I love it though! It’s fun!

I got home Saturday night and had a last minute shoot come up on Sunday…a hosting gig. I reminded myself to post about cancelling the webchat but honestly didn’t have any time to do it. So I apologize to those of you that sat around waiting for me. I’m usually pretty on it, but I’ve been sooooo busy. So busy in fact that I still haven’t even had the time to call my sister for her birthday which was on Sunday! So don’t take it personally…I don’t even have time for family right now! The shoot I did on Sunday was horrible though! Absolutely horrible! Very disorganized and went way over the time that we were told. But I was there with a ton of girls that you know and love…Gianna, Sara Stone, Brandy Talore, Charlie Laine, Kayla Paige, Samantha Ryan, and the list goes on…

And two days ago I shot with an amazing photographer from New York named Ellen Stagg. She’s one of the few that still shoots large format film so I can’t wait until I get these shots back! They’ll definitely get posted…just don’t know when. And that’s about it for shooting right now…

Two more things I can’t forget to mention that are both GREAT news! Work-wise…I’m pleased to announce that I’m Twistys.com’s new Spokesmodel! I’ll be interviewing the models and doing a few more things for the company that I’ll touch on at a later date! I’ll also be appearing with them for Glamourcon next month here in LA…along with Crystal Klein and Shay Laren. Secondly, non work related…I’m busy house hunting! I’m finally going to buy a house! It’s a pretty long process trying to find the right house, especially with very little free time. But I’m hoping to get moved in sometime this year! So wish me luck!

Today I’ll be heading off to go camping with my family. It’s been planned for over two months and I really need the little 3 day getaway. My dog and I will be relaxing …I can’t wait! So I won’t be on the site until Sunday night. Have a great weekend, everyone!

That’s about all the news I have right now. I hope you’re all doing well and enjoying the site. See you all at my next webchat which will 100% be taking place this Wednesday, May 24th at 7pm pst…see you there!

xoxo
Jelena

I ALWAYS say I’m going to get stuff done ahead of time, but here I am like I am every year…scrambling at the last moment. I have soooo many receipts to go through…such a headache! So that’s what my next day or two is going to be filled with. Fun and exciting, isn’t it?

So I just got back from Atlanta, Georgia on Tuesday. I flew in on Sunday, got in around 8pm and stayed at the Hilton in Downtown Atlanta. I was there with Ashley Blue, Kirsten Price, Ann Marie, and Naudia Styles for a party that Playboy was throwing at the Compound. We were there for about 5 hours signing our Girls of Playboy TV Book of Lingerie Special Edition. It was a lot of fun and I’ll post photos of us at the event. I was signing so much that I didn’t get the chance to take many photos so I apologize for the small amount.

We didn’t get to do much because we weren’t there that long. Once we checked into the hotel I just worked on some galleries for my new marketing program, then read a bit and went to bed. Luckily I got my own room…I was the only one who did! I stayed up until 3am and didn’t get up until 11:30am in the hopes of staying within my own time zone. It makes it much easier on my body when I stick to the same sleeping schedule…especially if I’m only going to be gone a few days. I ordered in room service, went to a meeting at 3pm, went to the Lennox Mall with the girls, and then got ready for the party.

The party was nice…there were a lot of Playmates, Bunnies, and Cyber Girls there. The Playboy Store even held a fashion show for everyone. I got to take a Playboy Pillow home with me…I actually stole it from some guy that was trying to take it. I made him give it to me…basically held onto it until he gave up. There’s a picture of me with it so you can see what it looks like…it’s a really cool pillow and definitely came in handy on the plane ride home.

Once back at the room after the party I packed up everything and pretty much got everything ready for the morning. We had to leave the hotel at 9:30am so I didn’t want to feel rushed in the morning. I finally got back in LA and got home around 4pm.

And later that night, on Tuesday, I finally went to my very first Laker game! It was a lot of fun…definitely the right thing to do after a long day of flying. I just sat there and drank beer and ate nachos…it was slendid. The only down side was that I was once again cramped up in a little seat! It was fun though. They played the Warriors and beat them. And I saw Jack Nicolson there…like he always is. Though I was sitting pretty close…not too far up…so I had a good view of him.

Yesterday I shot for “Totally Busted” again. The last mark of the day was quite possibly one of the best I’ve ever seen on the show since I started on it. I can’t get into everything but it was a really funny bit. Monique Alexander, Sara Stone, Gina Austin, and Mollie Green were all shooting yesterday as well. And last week I also shot for “Totally Busted” along with Justine Joli, Mollie Green, and Roxy Jezel. This season is a bit different than the last seasons…because they don’t really have a main cast anymore and they’re using a wide variety of girls.

And like I said before…today I’ll be spending the day sorting through receipts and getting stuff organized. Gee…what fun!

xoxo
Jelena

So things have been quite hectic in my life. It just has to do with everything coming down on me at once and only so much time in the day to accomplish so much. But I’ll survive! I just can’t wait for tax season to be over with because I’ll be done with all that organizing and receipt gathering! I’ve been quite disorganized lately and it drives me INSANE!

Anyways…let’s pick up from where I left off last entry. So the day after I wrote I was back at Playboy again to shoot some more. I shot a handful of jokes for Playboy.com’s Topless Jokes. And after I finished that I was interviewed for a special “Girls of Playboy TV” thing they’ve been doing for the network. The rest of that week I just spent working on the site and getting some stuff in my office organized. And my Grandfather’s 70th birthday was that week so I planned a big family dinner that Friday night. My Grandmother turned 70 back in the beginning of September and for her birthday I was going to redo the landscaping at their house. Well she didn’t want that and never told me what she’d like instead. So for both of their birthdays I’m paying for their trip to Salt Lake City to see my Grandfather’s aunts and uncles. They go once a year usually and I know they’d been planning on it so I footed the bill.

On Sunday the 26th I shot for Peach DVD again. I hadn’t worked with them in over a year and it was nice to see a lot of faces I hadn’t seen in a while. I shot two different solos scenes for a DVD they’ll be releasing…don’t know the title yet, but when I do find out I’ll let you know. I didn’t shoot much that next week until the following Sunday, which was this past Sunday. I shot for Peach DVD again, but with a different director. I shot another solo scene but was on set with Nikki Nova, Crissy Moran, Nicole Oring, and Carla Harvey. It was a long day and a lot of sitting around and waiting but it was nice to catch up with Nikki because I hadn’t seen her since her accident. She’s doing great and you honestly can’t tell that anything happened to her. I’m so thankful that she came out of it alive and functioning properly…because no one thought that she would make it.

Last week I did do a Webchat show with Erica Campbell. That girl cracks me up! She was in a very rare mood last week…dirty girl! But like always…shooting with Erica is always a hoot! I really do love her…

On Monday night I went over to Aria’s house for dinner. Aimee Sweet, Cherry Rain, and Holly Randall were there as well. It was just a small handful of us but it was a nice relaxing evening. Aria’s been out of town a lot lately and wanted to have her girlfriends over so she made dinner for us. And since then I’ve just been working at home.

It’s been raining the last couple days so my poor dog hasn’t been able to go anywhere. Today there was a break in the rain so I took him out for an hour long walk since he’s been couped up indoors. Anyways…I think that’s about it for now. “Totally Busted” started shooting last Friday but this Friday is my first actual shooting day…so I’ll let you know how it goes in the next entry…

xoxo
Jelena

Yes…it’s ridiculous at how long it takes me to do a diary entry. I’m really, really, really going to attempt to write at least once a week. Once every few months is just not right at all! Maybe you guys can remind me on the boards…

It would take me way too long to catch up on all that I haven’t written about since, what, OCTOBER!!! So I’ll just pick up from the beginning of March and go from there. Things have been a bit stressful for me, as you all may already know. The site has been hacked into and problems have arisen from it. I’m doing my best to get the situation under control but it’s not going to happen overnight. Luckily, not much has been affected from it…all that’s really going on are the login glitches that happen from time to time. It’s even happened to me, so I completely understand your frustration because I’m even more frustrated that you are! Honestly, sometimes when things happen like this it just makes me want to pack it all up and retire…move on to something else. But then I just realize that I need to just push through it and get past it and all will be sane again.

Everything has been pretty busy lately. On March 2nd I shot with Erica Campbell at Danni.com for the In Bed at Danni’s segment. This time instead of the interviewer I was the interviewee! I believe it aired last week so I’m sure all of you with access to Danni.com saw the show. I love working with Erica…we have a chemistry that I just don’t find with many other girls. And the day after that, on the 3rd, we shot together for our sites. The content probably won’t be showing up on the site until the end of the year because right now I’m so far ahead on shooting that I’ve pretty much shot everything for the rest of this year’s updates. That just shows how busy I’ve been! It’s a good thing though! At least you know that jelenajensen.com content will definitely be coming through for you in 2006!

Then on the 9th I flew out to Miami and made an appearance with Crystal Klein at Crobar. We had a ton of fun while we were out there. I got in late Thursday night and didn’t really feel like going out so I stayed in and read in bed. I tried to stay up as late as possible so that I could stay on California time since I wasn’t going to be there that long. I was staying at a hotel on Collins which is right on the beach so when I got up late on Friday, I took a leisurely stroll down the beachwalk. After that I got ready and went shopping on the Lincoln Road until Crystal got in around 4pm. We grabbed something to eat, had a couple of mojitos, and then proceeded to get ready in our room. Once ready, we went to dinner and then were off to the club. I have photos that I’ll post in the candids section on Thursday or Friday from the trip.

I got home the next evening and was so exhausted that I went straight to bed because I had a shoot the next morning. I shot 5 sets and 4 videos for sexybabes.tv and I’m sure that you’ll all eventually see them because they post their sets all over the internet. Not much else to say about the shoot since it was pretty quick and there weren’t any other models on set.

This past Thursday I worked for pinupglam.com…but I wasn’t in front of the camera this time…I was behind the camera! This was my second time that they hired me to be a second photographer for them. I worked for them back in October and I guess they loved my shots and hired me a second time! I love working behind the camera and especially when I work with the pinupglam.com group. They’re a great group of people! So we shot a brand new girl from Colorado and I believe that when all of my shots are scanned I’ll be able to post some of them here.

On Friday I shot my 3rd layout for Lowrider magazine. This was my 3rd layout for the mag but my 4th time working with the company…I shot for their 2006 calendar as you all probably already know. It was a fun shoot but you won’t believe how bad I’ve been! I’ve been forgetting to take my camera out for behind the scenes shots the past week. I guess my mind has been elsewhere…with site problems and the like…and I’ve just been forgetting about it. So I apologize, but I don’t have any shots from the shoot and you’ll just have to wait until the magazine comes out. I’ve been told that it’ll probably be sometime after July.

After my shoot on Friday I left with my dog to go camping with my family. My grandparents, uncles, aunts, and cousins had a camping trip planned and invited me so I decided that it’d be good to get away for a night. We went camping up in Santa Paula, which is near Ventura, and it was actually quite nice. My dog loved it…he finally met my uncles two labs and totally hit it off with the male lab…they wore each other out playing! I wanted to stay the whole weekend but I had a shoot for Playboy TV scheduled for Sunday, yesterday, and had to come home Saturday night.

Yesterday I shot another promo commercial for Playboy TV for the month of April. It was a long day and we shot in the studio most of the day but around 3pm we had to go on location to a swimming pool and it was COLD!!! Topless + in a pool + with the wind blowing = freezing your balls off! And I don’t even have balls so that just tells you how cold it was! But it was fun, like all the Playboy promos were and I’ll try to get the photos from the producer if I can.

So I hardly got any sleep last night because I had to be up at 4am today to be at Playboy Radio at 6am. I was on the Playboy Morning Show with Kevin and Cort…a ton of fun but definitely too early for me. I apologize for forgetting to tell everyone about it but I’ve just been busy and swamped! Anyways…after the radio show, I took my dog for a walk and then went back to sleep. I slept today from 9:30am – 1:30pm…much needed! I feel much better now.

Anyways…I believe that’s all I have for now. I’ll try to be better about posting these diary entries once a week. We’ll see how that goes! Oh, and I’ll try to add some photos to this later…so check back tomorrow or so to see them if you’re reading this now!

xoxo
Jelena

Hey Everyone!

Well, I know that I said the diary entry would be up on Thursday, but I got busy and, like always, didn’t get the chance until now. Anyways, here’s what has been up with me since my last entry two weeks ago. On the 29th of September I went on my annual trip to Knott’s Scary Farm with my group of friends. Every year we get a big group of us together and wreak havoc on Knott’s. For those of you not familiar with Knott’s Scary Farm aka Knott’s Halloween Haunt, it’s a yearly event in which Knott’s Berry Farm (an amusement park similar to Disneyland) sets up mazes/haunted house type walk-thrus, turns off all the lights, pumps fog everywhere, and hires a ton of people to dress up in frightful costume to scare the hell out of everyone. It goes from 7pm to 1-2am and it’s a ton of fun. But I have to say that after going for so many years now, I’m not as easily scared or startled like I used to be. Regardless, it’s a lot of fun and I look forward to it every year. Here is a photo of me wearing the 3-D glasses that some of the mazes require for the ultimate experience…

The weekend after that I went to a friend’s house for a bar-b-q…mostly everyone that was at Knott’s was at this party as well. They’re my favorite group of people…way too much fun. And every time there’s a get-together, we usually play a drinking/card game called Kings…some of you may be familiar with it. Anyways, it usually ends in a bunch of drunken debauchary. This time I didn’t drink too much because I had to get home early so that I could leave on my birthday trip the next day without a hangover! Here I am, in typical form, about to lose my drink because I’m laughing too hard!

Then it was off on my birthday trip! First stop…Las Vegas…one of my favorite get-aways. And where does lil Miss Jelena J like to stay? The Wynn!!! I love the place…everything about it is fantastic! So the first night I took it easy. Didn’t get in until about 7pm so I ate a little and gambled a little but that’s about it. The next morning I got up and went down to the pool…and this time I was prepared! See, the first time I stayed at the Wynn in July, I didn’t know until I got there that there’s a topless 21+ pool. So this time I came prepared…fully equipped with nothing but a g-string bottom! Yup…because we all know how much I don’t prefer tan lines. So I spent about 5 hours out by the pool, drinking and relaxing. I would’ve taken photos but they’re unfortunately unallowed. I actually saw a woman get yelled at for taking a photo. But here’s a post-tanning shot…especially for phatmike!

Once back in the room…I became the dedicated webmistress that you all know me to be! Here I am, on vacation mind you, uploading content for the site…making sure that all my members are 110% satisfied…and multi-tasking at the same time!

That night I went to dinner at Red 8…which is a chinese restaurant at the Wynn…very yummy food and great decor. Afterwards I went to my very first Cirque Du Solei show! I’ve been wanting to go see one for forever…ever since I was in college…but everything something stands in the way or I just don’t have the time. So out of the four different shows in Vegas, I opted for the one that would suit me most…Zumanity! Zumanity is the erotic and sexual/sensual one…full of boobs galore! I loved the show…it was absolutely amazing and I definitely recommend going to see it the next time you’re there. Try to get close seats though…I was in the third row and it was definitely worth it being that close. After the show I went gambling some more…and here’s an awful photo of me…what I look like when I’m losing all my money! Hahahaha….

The next day I left and headed to Desert Hot Springs, CA which is near Palm Springs. I stayed at a retreat and I must say that it was extremely relaxing. It was very windy during my entire trip, even in Vegas…and I LOVE the wind…especially when going to sleep at night and hearing it howl outside. The day after I got there I spent a great deal of it in the pool. The pool is actually fed by natural hot springs so it was a really nice temperature. Here I am floating around in the pool and relaxing…

Later in the day I headed over to Joshua Tree National Park. I’d never been there before and honestly didn’t have the time to really get through the whole thing or explore as much as I would’ve liked to…but at least it’s close enough to LA that I can visit again sometime soon. Anyways, I did a bit of rock climbing…as you can see here…

And like you all already know, I’m a sucker for sunsets and sunrises. Luckily while at Joshua Tree, my timing was perfect and I was in the right place at the right time. I was at this amazing lookout point as the sun descended…but it was so windy and cold that I had to watch the sunset from the car! Anyways, for all of your sunset viewing pleasure…

And that was my trip…I’ll just leave out the part about me hiting an animal with the car for the very first time…it was dark and the poor jack rabbit came out of nowhere…so sad.

So I got home the day before my birthday and just kind of relaxed. On the way home I stopped at my grandparents’ house for a birthday dinner which was really nice because I hadn’t seen them in a couple weeks or so. My actual birthday was alright. It was a bit ruined by Citibank. To make a long story short, which I’ll probably get more into on the board because this email is already getting to be a bit long-winded, I opened a corporate business checking account with Citibank before I went on my trip and then on my birthday they call and tell me that they have to close it because they can’t do business with “Adult.” It turns out someone googled my name and they freaked. I was livid…total discrimination if you ask me. Espec
ially when I know for a fact that numerous companies/photographers do their banking with Citibank. I got into a huge argument with the banker that called me…especially when he attempted to compare the adult industry to terrorism! So in order to save time as well as my emotions right now, I’ll save it for another time. Thank you Citibank for giving me a splendid fucking birthday! On a side note, I told them to fuck off and I opened my account elsewhere.

The day after my birthday was Adultcon. It was alright…turnout was not as good as I’d hoped for, but oh well. I was so busy in my booth though, that I didn’t really get a chance to take any pictures with anyone. Adriana Sage was even in the booth across the aisle from me and we never once took a picture together. So I apologize that I only have a photo of myself to show…enjoy!

This past Thursday I shot a promo commercial for Playboy TV for the month of November. It was a little Thanksgiving/Norman Rockwell parody and was actually quite funny. I was a guest at the dinner table and I also shot some green screen stuff because the dad is going to be looking down at the turkey and imagine it to be me! Here’s a shot from the shoot…

And after the shoot I was in the mood to go shoot some pool…I love to play pool and can’t wait until I have room for my own pool table. Anyways, here I am taking a shot…

So that was everything up until today. I hope everyone is doing well and remember to look at today’s candid update to see additional photos from the past two weeks!

xoxo
Jelena

Jesus…I swear! When it comes to the diary thing I just can’t keep up on it! And since my trip I keep forgetting to take photos every day I’m out and about! I always carry my camera in my purse but for some reason it’s slipped my mind…even when I’m on set shooting! Ugh! I’m retarded! Hahahaha….

Anyways, here goes! On September 9th, a few weeks ago, I went to the LA County Fair. I love going to the fair because it brings back so many memories from when I was a kid. One of my all-time favorite things to see at the fair are the Pig Races! Those little pigs that race for an Oreo cookie have to be the most adorable things on the face of the planet. So here’s a picture of me next to the little holding area at the Pig Races…

Yes, I was double fisting! Hehehehehe…guess I’ve been caught! When she wants, little Miss Jelena Jensen can drink most boys under the table! But that’s not very lady-like so we’ll end it at that!

The next stop, of course, was the Horse Races. I got so excited watching the little piggies race that I had to go bet on something I was actually allowed to put money down on. And no, I know what you’re thinking…NO I don’t have a gambling problem! So I headed to the race track…the big one! I’ve never bet on horses before…wait, I take that back…I haven’t legally betted on horses since I’ve come of age. When I was a kid my grandfather and uncle would let me pick a horse and they’d bet on it. So basically I’d never logically bet on one before. I got a little program and I stood in front of the boards. It was the 5th race of the day and I hadn’t read the book yet but just off of mere intellect, I was guessing that horses 1 and 7 would be the top two. But being the “safer than sorry” kind of girl that I am, I didn’t want to place a bet until I read the book and knew what the hell was going on. So as I’m reading, the 5th race starts. What do you know! Horses 1 and 7…first and second places! Damn I was pissed! I should’ve just followed my gut instinct and placed a bet. Oh well. But I had it figured out and at the end of the day I’d bet over $32 dollars and only lost $5 of it. Next time I’m sure I’ll do much better!

Then it was off to the farm animals! I love me some aminals! And yes I meant to spell it like that…you know me and my grammar! So they had this petting zoo area where there were a ton of sheep and goats running around. It was 50 cents for a little cup of food for them so I bought a couple little cups and went in. The sheep and goats were great and all but what stood in the middle made my day! They had 3 calves in a center pen and they were so friendly! I spent most of my time feeding the calves…they were amazing! I don’t know why I love animals so much, but I do!

And of course, I love me some little piggies! This Pile-O-Piglets was too much that I had to ask the person working in the pen to take my camera over and take a closer picture…all for you and your pig-viewing pleasure!

Alright, enough with the fair…onto my other day at the store. So I was grocery shopping last week and a package caught my eye as I walked by. Don’t ask me why I noticed it…maybe I’m more of a pervert than everyone thinks! Anyways, you tell me how wrong this flavor it! Hahahha….

On Saturday I went to Disneyland with some friends. When there isn’t anything healty to eat, we all know what my choice in food will be. Any guesses? Yup, that’s right…FRENCH FRIES!!!

My hair is all messed up in that picture and the one below because when we went on Splash Mountain I was the lucky one in the front. Yeah, water all over the damn place! Hahahhaha…I wasn’t a happy camper. Oh well…at least my mascara isn’t running down my face. Thank god for technology…waterproof mascara! Like you guys care, huh?

Toward the end of the night I went on my favorite ride there…which was closed down due to remodeling the last time that I was at Disneyland…Space Mountain. Space Mountain is by far the best ride at Disneyland…and now it’s even better! It’s new and improved and the next time you’re there you better go on it! Anyways, here’s a photo of me while in line waiting…

So that’s it for now. I’m going to Knott’s Scary Farm tomorrow night with some friends and I leave for my birthday trip on Sunday. That’s a guarantee that more diary entries are soon to come!

xoxo
Jelena